What do you use to get out stains? We all get stains and we all have our special go-to that we think is the best solution. Well, the Talmud has them too. We will get there, but in Masseket Niddah we get 7:
- Tasteless saliva (meaning the first spit of the day!)
- Liquid from split beans
- Urine (specifically, urine that had fermented for three days)
- Natron (a mineral salt)
- Borit (a type of soap or lye – like my Bubby always had, and I have to admit it worked great)
- Cimolian earth (a type of chalky clay used for cleaning)
- Potash (an alkaline substance)
Yep, spit shine (admit it, we still do it) and piss (okay, hoping you don’t do that one, but vinegar . . . ). The issue on the daf today is that urine is apparently a good stain remover, but you have to launder the stains in the Temple! And you’re not peeing in the Temple.
But isn’t it so that laundering requires seven abrasive substances? As Rav Naḥman says that Rabba bar Avuh says: Blood of a sin offering that has sprayed on a garment, and shades of leprous marks on garments, which are subject to laundering (see Leviticus 13:54), require the seven abrasive substances used as laundering agents; and these substances include urine (Nidda 61b). And it is taught in a baraita: But urine is not brought into the Temple, because it is inappropriate for the Temple, although urine is theoretically suitable for use in the preparation of the incense spices. Accordingly, how is a garment laundered in the Temple?
(Okay, I am now thinking about people collecting their pee and early morning spit in containers the way we have Windex and Fabulouso in our pantries and under our sinks.)
The take away: Not every stain remover is fit for sacred spaces—even if it works. We should not only ask: “Does this fix the problem?” but also “What does using this say about who we are and what we honor?” It’s not only about what works, but also about what’s right, what’s appropriate.
We all get “stains”—mistakes, failures, moral compromise, or simply by doing hard work in a messy world. And we all have go-to strategies for cleaning ourselves up: habits, excuses, coping mechanisms, even tools that work really well elsewhere. But the Gemara insists that the way we repair ourselves has to match the sanctity of the space we’re in and the values we claim to hold.
So, no peeing in the temple. And no sh*tting on yourself when you make a mistake.



