Yes Shekalim! Bringing on the gems! I will give you a quick taste of three, yes three, gems. . .
Gem #1 comes as the Mishna lists the proper names of Priests who held certain functions in the Temple, one is Petahya. The mishna states that Petaḥya was responsible for the pairs of birds. The Gemara mentions some of the talents of this Petaḥya. Come and see how great was the skill of that man! He could open, (play on the Hebrew word petach) i.e., elucidate, difficult topics and interpret them. As mentioned in the mishna, he understood all seventy languages. So, who is this magical man who understands every language (including understanding the deaf and mute)? The Gemara exclaims: Petaḥya is Mordecai from the book of Esther. And why was he named called Petaḥya, which resembles the word for opening [petaḥ]? The reason is that he would open, i.e., elucidate, difficult topics and interpret them to the people, and because he knew all seventy languages known at the time.
That’s right! Mordecai from the book of Esther is imagined to be 1) sitting on the Sanhedrin and 2) having had served in the Temple in Jerusalem! That means he would have been exiled from the Temple, made a life and strategically risen (himself and his niece) to power in Persia, then returned to ISrael to help rebuild the state and sat on the Sanhedrin. What a guy!
Gem #2 is an exercise in humility. Whereas we live in a society that worships youth and the young think they are so much smarter than the old, the Talmud values the opposite:
Rabbi Ḥaggai said in the name of Rabbi Shmuel bar Naḥman: The former Sages, i.e., the scholars of earlier generations, metaphorically plowed and planted, weeded, cleared thorns, hoed, harvested, gathered sheaves into a pile, threshed the sheaves, winnowed the threshed grain, separated the bad grain form the good, ground the remainder into flour, sifted the flour in a sieve, kneaded the dough, smoothed the surface of the unbaked loaves with liquid, and baked the bread. They prepared everything so that we should be able to grasp Torah concepts; and yet, after all that, we have nothing to eat, as we are still unable to understand the Torah properly.
Dope metaphor – those who came before us did all the work! they served us Torah on a platter – and we still don’t know what they’re saying!
Rabbi Abba bar Zemina said in the name of Rabbi Ze’eira: If the former generations were akin to angels, we are akin to humans; and if they were akin to humans, we are akin to donkeys. Rabbi Mana said: At that hour, when the previous statement was issued, they also said: We are not even comparable to the female donkey of Rabbi Pineḥas ben Yair.
So, now we have to ask ourselves – who is this donkey? Gem #3 – the most machmir (stringent) donkey in history:
§ The Gemara explains the reference to this particular donkey. The donkey of Rabbi Pineḥas ben Yair was stolen by robbers one night. It was kept hidden by them for three days, and yet it did not eat anything. After three days, they reconsidered and decided to return it. They said: Let’s get it out of here, so that it shouldn’t die in our possession and leave a stench in our cave. When they set it free it went and stood by its master’s gate and began braying. Rabbi Pineḥas said to the members of his household: Open up for that poor creature, which has gone three days without eating anything. They opened the gate for it, and it entered Rabbi Pineḥas’ courtyard. He told them: Give it something to eat. They placed barley before it, but it would not eat. They said to him: Rabbi, it will not eat. He said to them: Has the barley been tithed so that it is fit to eat? They replied: Yes. He then asked them: And have you separated their doubtfully tithed produce? Did you tithe the grain about which there is doubt as to whether it has been tithed properly? They replied: Didn’t you teach us the following, Rabbi: One who purchases grain for feeding an animal, or flour for processing animal hides, or oil for lighting a lamp, is exempt from separating doubtfully tithed produce? There is no need to separate tithes from doubtfully tithed produce to feed a donkey. He said to them: What can we do for that poor creature, which is very strict with itself and will not eat even from doubtfully tithed produce, despite this exemption? And they therefore separated tithes from the doubtfully tithed produce, and the donkey finally ate the barley grains.
YES!!!!!!!! Tell your children this story. Amazing. The donkey who refused to eat, not only unkosher food, not only untitled foods, but needed his food to be doubly tithed. The clear lesson? If a jackass is so careful with what she eats and following the laws – you should be too!
It’s raining gems. . .